sometimes...

my sister, malissa, writes on her blog.

and sometimes she writes about things like this:

me: "Matilda, please leave the boys alone, no more taking their bikes, etc."
matilda: "sigh...."Ok, I guess I'll just play a game called All Alone & No Fun."

or

G: "Do you like it with me or without me?"
Me: "I like it with you."
G: "Well, why did you sign me up for school then?"
GEORGE, 5yrs


"I'm so glad I'm not a girl cause when I have a baby I get to go to work and I don't have to clean its poop"
GEORGE, 5yrs

Matilda: "Hey, mom look at this. George's (Lego) guys is dressed as Indiana Jones but he turned into a skeleton so the 'Jones' part became 'Bones' and now his name is 'Indiana Bones!' --MATILDA, 8yrs

and i like to call those quotes GOLDEN.

straight GOLD.

(G=George, M=Matilda, Me=Malissa)